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'Cuz Sissle made me do it. D:

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ye olde bio

Y HALO THAR. I'm Devvie. And, um. I'm really cool. ... LIKE. ... Amazingly cool. In fact, I invented cool. Beat that, you lukewarm jerks. I'll bet the only thing you invented was lame. Yeah, you heard me. Lame.

I'm a little vain, too, but I don't think I'm all that serious. Technically, David Bowie invented cool. But he totally got the idea from me.

SPEAKING of Bowie! I have a dog named Ziggy Stardust and a tattoo that has absolutely nothing to do with him. I'm eighteen and live in Jersey. I can't drive because I can't afford the insurance and I don't have a job because I can't drive. HAHA. Basically that means I win at life, only not.

I'm really cynical. I used to be this really cute, sweet person who loved everybody, but over the past year or so I decided that humankind sucks and have made it my personal duty to tell it so. I'm bored a lot and love to roleplay but don't post that often (sorry Furby!) because I'm as ADD as the day is long and THE DAY IS REALLY LONG.

Furby, by the way, is awesome. I've known her forever and she's my cozmik sheepeh twin. She's just as cool as I am, and someday she and I are going to live in a hobbit hole in Alaska. We'll have a lot of cats and fake plants and rooms full of dollhouses and will IM each other from either end of the couch.

We're gonna start a band, too. Of Winos and Pyros. Soon as we learn how to play drums and guitar and how to sing, we'll be amazing. But we're already awesome. We're just that cool.

ANYWAY. I can't think of anything else, so.

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